I may be a Canuck, but I’m not THE Canucks

In which the author asserts she can be Canadian and NOT follow ice hockey

Photo by Priscilla Du Preez 🇨🇦 on Unsplash

My city is currently suffering from a sports malady. It’s a highly virulent infection called the Vancouver Canucks Playoff Bandwagon.

Symptoms include excessive alcohol consumption, repetitive horn honking, wearing excessively priced team jerseys, leaving work early on game days, and entering…